Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...