Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.