Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...