Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...