Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...