Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...