Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...