Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...