What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Toilet
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Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
I’ll get you next slime!
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Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...