Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...