Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...