The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...