Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...