Christmas Punnies!
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I’m gaining weight doctor
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25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Stuck under a bridge
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Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...