Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...