Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...