Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.