Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....