Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...