You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...