How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Wedding Toast 3
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Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...