What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...