A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
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The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
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