half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...