Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...