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Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Elephant Fart
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Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Why do men name their penises?
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Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...