Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...