Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
English language
|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let’s...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...