Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...