All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...