‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
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A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
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Satanic Barney Proof
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Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Golf Genie
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