Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...