Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...