A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Behind A Steering Wheel
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Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...