Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.