A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...