Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...