Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!