Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...