The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...