Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...