Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....