Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...