Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...