A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...