A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...