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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...