Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...