Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...