Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...