Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Facts about Americans
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Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...